Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Golf Ball Theory of Astrology...

The seven traditional planets of classic astrology, all lined up in the grass before God gets a good whack at them.

Did you ever think the karmic gods were out playing golf in the stars on the day you were born? Can you picture them (tee hee) at the tee just hitting stars randomly out into the universe, and that pattern in the night sky ends up becoming your horoscope? Well, folks, you are not alone...there are days when the irony of this just kills me (and I have a lot of respect for God (and gods) mind you).

No, this isn't just Tiger Woods birthchart. From space, I bet all of our horoscopes look just like this.

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